i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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