in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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