I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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