There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
