I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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