Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina

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(708): View more from Illinois

hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today

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(630): View more from Illinois

I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt

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(949): View more from California

I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.

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(559): View more from California

Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.

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(765): View more from Indiana

If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely

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(678): View more from Georgia

9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea

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