u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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