girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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