i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Dear god my vagina.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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