no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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