He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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