Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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