Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
