This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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