we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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