There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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