The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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