And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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