what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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