It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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