Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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