I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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