I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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