Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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