She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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