it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...