your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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