Im at strip club and am horny
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.