covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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