awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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