508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I DEMAND FORESKIN
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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