Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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