Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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