Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
it's great music for shaving your balls
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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