after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Randomize
