Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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