Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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