I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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