btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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