Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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