Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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