what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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