his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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