they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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