I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I think your dad took our porno
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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