PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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