Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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