First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Duck Duck Cougar?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
