the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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