I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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