summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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