o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance