like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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