And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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